Use The Lavatory
The toilet, a part of everyones lives. Love it or hate it we spend around 90 hours a year on the toilet, That's a lot of time, time which can be spent well in my opinion.
On the toilet, which I do, in the comfort of my own home I will 99% of the time, sit, for number 1's or number 2's because at the end of the day it's more comfortable and I don't want to pee on my own seat, that's just not pleasant. Whilst in the sitting position, on the toilet, I tend to use my phone, I'll read articles, watch videos, reply to emails, and read the news. This extra otherwise wasted time allows me to stay up to date with current affairs and trends.
I am also not afraid to say that I poo in public, not literally outdoors with the general population watching but in toilets that are not my own, being anally retentive is not a desirable trait. Would you really want to employ someone who is ashamed of human bodily function? I highly doubt it, having the ability to feel comfortable in any situation, making the best out of things and generally not giving a shit about where you shit are reflections on a confident personality and someone who is not scared by change. Now I am sure you are screaming TMI at the screen and if I have disturbed, upset or displeased you I am sorry.